Sattys begin tonight over at the Rio

The satellites for the 2008 WSOP officially started today. I don't expect it to be very busy though because I doubt many people are even aware that they have begun. Plus, the flow of donks into town starts over the next couple of days. Ca$h games and Event #1 begin this Friday, May 30th. I'll be dealing the satellites tonight on swing shift but I don't expect to have too much to report. If it is slow and I can early out, I'll be hitting up Dragonfly with the crew which will consist of at least Clay 'Daddy G', BeL0W, gboro, MikeB, NechitaCC, Cougars4444, macleod51 and quite possibly Aaron 'GambleAB' Bartley. What a bunch of rock stars!

I did get this gross schedule for the week though:

May 28th: Treasure Island, 2am-?. WSOP (satellites), 8pm-4am.
May 29th: OFF
May 30th: OFF
May 31st: Treasure Island, 2am-?. WSOP (ca$h games), 7pm-3am.
June 1st: Treasure Island, 2am-?. WSOP (ca$h games), 6:30pm-2:30am.
June 2nd: Treasure Island, 2am-?. WSOP (donkaments), 6:30pm-2:30am.
June 3rd: Treasure Island, 2am-?. WSOP (donkaments), 4pm-12am.
June 4th: Treasure Island, 2am-?.
June 5th: WSOP (satellites), 4pm.

You may notice the schedule overlapping, but that just means I have to get over to TI as quickly as possible after I get out of the Series (which has been OK'ed) -- considering I work the full 8 hour shift at WSOP.

Now, I've never tried any sort of amphetamine - I have never done coke...hell, I rarely even touch caffeine...but I think I have come up with a reasonable solution. What might that be?



Crack.


Too easy. Think about it. I can instantly develop an addiction to crack cocaine. It is easy to find, too. I can get it on the way to dealing each shift as my route to work brings me right past Twain and Swenson (aka Crackville)...so it will be EZ game to pick up my fix before and after each shift. That's the solution right there, folks. Become a major crackhead, but only for the summer so I can get through all of these shifts. Wouldn't you agree that this is a brilliant idea?